WHY I LIKE BIKES (GIRLS)

Just a few minutes ago, Melvin was asked what exactly he liked so much about bicycles. Answering that, I can just as well explain why I like girls. The perfect bike has lots of character, gives great sense of freedom and likes to be treated on expensive new stuff all the time. Oh, and bikes are beautiful. Mrs. Melvin knows that there is hardly any item on her frame that I don't worship (none, actually) and (the Mrs. doesn't like this as much) the same goes for my bike. Let's pick the chain, for instance. Firstly, I find magic in its' functionality, how the 1 mm. thick pieces of metal work together to transform our efforts into SPEED. I know, women have veen smaller parts that transform our efforts into babies, but hey. Secondly, I see abstract beauty in its' repeating shapes, also the subject of famous artists Donald Judd and Jan Schoonhoven. A link, of course, is a bit more curvy than their million dollar geometrics, but you'll get the idea. Speaking about million dollar curvy, Mrs. M has called it a night and so will I. You'll get the idea.